fictitious, on the order of, say, Lemuel Gulliver."
When women lift weights, do you think
looking ugly is a help or a hindrance?
Two Republican Senators Playing
'Race to the Bottom of the Stack'
When all seemed to be lost, you could
always rely on the Turkish navy.
For Off-Road Use Only
Gravity is the remorseless enemy of the faces of
septuagenarian Senators.
"When I watched The Dukes of Hazzard as a kid,
I always dreamed I'd grow up to be Boss Hogg's
financial adviser."
"Elect me Senator, ladies, and I'll move my hand!"
The U. S. government is sending $100 million in aid to
earthquake-stricken Haiti. Sounds generous until you
realize that's what the U. S. government spends in one
day on the Afghanistan War.
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #2
Imagine a septic tank with its own radio show.
That would be Mr. EIB, Rush Limbaugh.
If 46 is the new 40, is 86 the new 80?
Jeff and Ami Steele are from South Carolina, are
newlyweds, and are Dittoheads. True or false?
Thursday, January 14, 2010
You got to dance with them what brung you.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #41
Jessica Cantelon and Amanda Carpenter
It was another tempest-tossed day on the Sea of Humanity.
World's Worst Yoobs #64 Veronique de Rugy
"Now that you mention it, Jim Bob has been acting a bit more paranoid lately."
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #1
Imagine a politician wholly constituted of hazardous
wastes from the tips of his toes to the ends of his fingers.
That would be Rick Perry, Governor of Texas.
Devil Swears Pact with Pat Robertson; Ninth Circle
of Hell Mysteriously Devastated by Earthquake
Registering 7.0 on the Richter Scale
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #27 Invasion of the Booty Snatcher
"You're right, John. If I had just cheated on my wife, carried on an affair with the wife of a close friend, and had my parents shell out almost $100,000 in hush money, I would have suffered a hell of a lot less than I have for saying, 'Negro'."
DINO's Revenge, or The Carpetbagger Strikes Back
"Why is everybody always pickin' on me? Do I look like Charlie Brown, or what?"
Wall Street Strangler Demonstrates How He Throttles American Taxpayers
General McChrystal Outlines the U. S. Military's New 'Paddleball Strategy' in the Afghanistan War
Nobel Prize Winner in Virtual Service Tray Balancing
Lawn Implement Noted for 'Edgy' Performance
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
What a surprise it was when mankind discovered that God wasn't an old man with a beard sitting on a throne, but was, instead, a six-month-old baby with a dirty diaper and unresolved infantile sexuality issues.
Ponzi Schemer Scott Rothstein Racks Up 20,920,701 Rewards Points on His American Express Card, Says He Will Use Them to Purchase a Snazzy New Prison Wardrobe
This photograph has been adduced as evidence to prove that the camera was actually invented in the Middle Ages, not in the 19th century, as long believed.