Sarah Palin Event Gets Downgraded From 2,923-Seat

Moran Theater To Venue Seating Only 609 Morans

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #203

Major General James E. Chambers

Randroidism Strikes 1 in 5 Americans,

Laetrile Believed to Be Only Cure

"Is there any truth to the rumor, Mr. Douthat, that you

are returning to Harvard to seek a master's degree in

Advanced Obfuscation Techniques?"

"Governor Christie, did you hear that the price of

hog jowls has jumped to $4 a pound?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #202

Tom Emmer

Retirement Age Raised to 100,

Social Security Saved

Great Pumpkin Throws Up After Hearing

for the Umpteenth Time How President

Obama Was Instrumental in Passing

the Stimulus Package

Remember this guy? No? Goodness gracious,

how quickly we forget our celebrity warriors!

John McCain would rather forget the day

he met the real Maverick.

There the ruin stood, the Tower of Geller, an artifact

from the time Yahweh confounded the speech of the

Bikini Blogger from Outer Shriekistan.

Turkish Prime Minister Has Bad Hairbrush Day

Believe it or not, being a leopard is hard work.

"Hey, we're only burning Korans to smoke moist and

tender pork ribs, one of the most venerable of our

Southern Christian Traditions."

"Two more, beertender!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #111

Pamela Geller and Tom DeLay

A Portrait of the Agent Provocateur as a Young Skank

If Barack Obama is the Seed of Islam, Franklin

Graham is the Hayseed of Christianity.

To the 1 in 5 Americans who believe Barack Obama

is a Muslim, you're mistaken. He's the Angel of Death

for the 1 in 5 Americans who believe he's a Muslim.

Bruce Carroll Reluctant to Change Blog Title from

'Gay Patriot' to 'Reagan's Rainbow Tie Coalition'

Bloodsport Blowback

Quite likely, you've never heard of Leonard Peikoff. He

is probably America's oldest Objectivist philosopher,

and, at age 76, is still randy for Ayn. You have to give

him credit for that---if for nothing else.

As his mother measured his height for

the Guinness Book of World Records,

Leonid Stasnyk reflected on Descartes'

two-substances solution to the mind-

body problem.

Drink Responsibly,

Then,

Like Newt,

Think Irresponsibly

"See! Even my palms are hairless!"

As a general rule, avoid those who frequently use

the word, 'nefarious'. They're probably wingnuts

from Loserville who have a predilection for arcane

video games.

Rude Rhymes #22

Human Stain

John McCain

Honky-Talk Woman

Oxymorons for Our Time #56

Magical Thinking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #201

Jeremy Walters

"Study Claims Cougars Don't Exist -- and Cougars Beg to Differ"

"The last American combat troops have left Iraq.

I think President George W. Bush deserves some

credit for our cutting and running."

When the Ring-Tailed Lemur was asked, "Are you

an Objectivist?" all it did was stare in disbelief.

One in Five Americans Think Obama Is Muslim and Can't

Find Their Asses with Both Hands, a Flashlight, and a Map

Joe Farah Steals Tom

Friedman's Pornstache

Coward Dean

Taiwanese Corporation Adds New Feature to Its

Manufacturing Plants---Suicide Nets to Catch

Jumping Employees

'Operation Iraqi Freedom' Ends, 'Operation

Unending Occupation' Begins

Airline to Start Charging Extra for Planes to Land

NeoHomocons, PaleoHomocons, and CrazyHomocons

Gather to Hear Ann Coulter Perform 'Snooky Ookums'

Rude Rhymes #21

Unsightly Crock

Rupert Murdoch

"I'm quitting my radio show so that I can regain my

First Amendment right to say the N-word as many

times as I wish."

Patrick Gray Sharp will soon be forgotten, but

something he said should be remembered:

"I love guns more than toothpaste!"

"Check out these lips, Angelina!"

"What do you think, soldier?"

"I don't have to think.

I have plenty of ammo."

"In my opinion, the Serpent was the hero in the

Garden of Eden, not the villain."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #42

If you've never picked a seal's nose,

don't start now.